Sarcatechism - The practice of sarcasm as a religion.
Narcississy - Gay male narcissist.
Passing Gas - Passing judgement.
Frenemy - Person you have to treat as a friend but know they are an enemy.
PBF - Paid best friend, my therapist.
Jux ta position - 3 syllable separated pronunciation of juxtaposition, cause I can't pronounce it correctly.
Fagmantations - Grandiose illusions of a gay man.
Fagazine - Periodicals on interior design, fashion, cooking etc.
The Right Amount Of Shitty - Patina: a surface appearance of something grown beautiful with age or use.
Shade-dar - The uncanny ability to find the most hideous, tacky, outrageous lampshades.